Social Suicide

It has been my opinion for quite some times that men's fashion is far more stylish and cool than women's. I envy them for being able to wear full suits (like Tom Ford), while women feel socially obligated to expose as much of themselves as possible, (like Scarlet Johanson and Keira Knightley in the same famous spread). Well if I were a man, or simply had the money to afford it, I would dress in Simon Waterfall's "Social Suicide" line of clothing only. What imagination, what class! These suits are as cheeky as they are gorgeous, I would love to dress my boyfriend up and parade him around town in these blazers. One has the word ARMED stitched across the back with a white revolver embroidered on the right pocket. So hot I wish I could be robbed. There's another which has on the inside lining a very life-like rolled-up porn mag embroidered as if you were toting it on the inside of your jacket. Brilliant brilliant brilliant.
I know it seems like it does take much to impress me, but I am so fed up with the sheep mentality you so often encounter in school, depressingly even in Universities. I wish I could go all Harajuko out like I did in Japan, but the looks and assumptions made here by how you dress hold too lasting of an impression on people. Clothes today should be frivolous, cheeky extensions of one's flippant mood, not an established solemn affair that you will be judged by now and forever! Oh and please don't get me started on the high-waters and flip-flops look that EVERYONE in Thatcher has been wearing EVERYDAY for the past TEN years with another ten to come. Good Lord it bothers me! Ah, I can only wait till I get the reins of a big production and can dictate the costume design myself, much like Hitchcock did ^_~